Best Film Speeches and Monologues
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All That Heaven Allows (1955)
Screenwriter(s): Peg Fenwick
Salesman's
Pitch for a New Television
Play clip (excerpt):
The scene in which fortyish widow Cary Scott
(Jane Wyman), after suspending her love affair with her handsome
gardener Ron Kirby (Rock Hudson), was presented with a brand
new TV set (adorned with red ribbons) as a Christmas present
to keep her company - she saw her reflection on the screen
as the salesman told her:
All you have to do is turn that dial and
you have all the company you want right there on the screen
- drama, comedy, life's parade at your fingertips...
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Bride of the Monster (1955)
Screenwriter(s): Edward D. Wood, Jr., Alex Gordon
"I
Have No Home"
Play clip (excerpt):
In Ed Wood Jr.'s B-horror film, Dr. Vornoff (Bela
Lugosi) gave an impassioned speech to Prof. Strowski (George
Becwar) about his exile and plans for revenge:
...Home? I have no home. Hunted, despised,
living like an animal! The jungle is my home. But I will
show the world that I can be its master! I will perfect
my own race of people. A race of atomic supermen which
will conquer the world!
[The speech was recreated memorably in Tim Burton's Ed
Wood (1994) by Martin Landau, portraying Lugosi.]
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The Court Jester (1955)
Screenwriter(s): Norman Panama, Melvin Frank
"The
Pellet with the Poison's in the Vessel with the Pestle"
Play clip (excerpt):
In the film's plot, ex-acrobat and minstrel entertainer
Hubert Hawkins (Danny Kaye) impersonated court jester Giacomo
in order to infiltrate into the castle of the royal usurper King
Roderick (Cecil
Parker) in order to prevent a plot to unjustly overthrow
the rightful King (a young child with a royal birthmark). At
the same time, the King was insisting that his pretty daughter
Princess Gwendolyn (Angela Lansbury) marry Sir Griswold (Robert
Middleton) to establish a political alliance, and of course,
she refused.
"Giacomo" feared facing his deadly jousting
opponent Sir Griswold for "a battle to the death for the
hand of the fair Gwendolyn." To help her, Gwendolyn's hand-maid
and evil-eyed court witch Griselda (Mildred Natwick) surreptitiously
placed a poison pellet in a toasting vessel with a pestle, and
then informed "Giacomo"
-- "Griswold dies as he drinks the toast."
The film's most memorable sequence was the tongue-twisting "Vessel
with the Pestle (or The Pellet with the Poison)" dialogue
(with hilarious results). Griselda warned "Giacomo" about
the location of poison in Griswold's toasting vessel. She used
a riddle that included instructions on how to avoid the poisoned
drink. Specifically, "Giacomo" was
instructed to remember the poisoned cup and drink location for
the pre-joust toast - in a vessel (with a pestle) with drink that
was poisoned by a pellet:
- I have put a pellet of poison in one of the vessels.
- Which one?
- The one with the figure of a pestle.
- The vessel with the pestle?
- Yes. But you don't want the vessel with the pestle, you want the chalice from
the palace!
- I don't want the vessel with the pestle, I want the chalice from the what?
- The chalice from the palace!
- It's a little crystal chalice with a figure of a palace.
- Does the chalice from the palace have the pellet with the poison?
- No, the pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle.
- Oh, oh, the pestle with the vessel.
- The vessel with the pestle.
- What about the palace from the chalice?
- Not the palace from the chalice! The chalice from the palace!
- Where's the pellet with the poison?
- In the vessel with the pestle!
- Don't you see? The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle.
- The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!
- It's so easy, I can say it!
- Well then you fight him!
- Listen carefully. The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle.
The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
- Where the pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle, the chalice
from the palace has the brew that is true.
- Good man.
- Just remember that.
But then, Griselda reported that there was a change
in the directions when the original vessel broke and the poison
was now in the flagon with the dragon:
- Right. But there's been a change. They broke
the chalice from the palace!
- They broke the chalice from the palace?
- And replaced it with a flagon.
- With a flagon...?
- With the figure of a dragon.
- Flagon with a dragon.
- Right.
- But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with
the pestle?
- No! The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon!
The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!
- The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon.
The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.
- Just remember that...
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Griselda's First Set of Directions: "The Pellet
with the Poison's in the Vessel with the Pestle"
Griselda's Corrected Second Set of Directions: "The
Pellet with the Poison's in the Flagon with the Dragon"
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East of Eden
(1955)
Screenwriter(s): Paul Osborn
"It's
Awful Not to Be Loved"
Abra's (Julie Harris) "It's awful not to
be loved" speech to bedridden Mr. Adam Trask (Raymond
Massey) regarding his relationship with son Cal (James Dean):
Excuse me, Mr. Trask, for daring to
speak to you this way, but it's awful not to be loved.
It's the worst thing in the world. Don't ask me how I know
that. I just know it. It makes you, it makes you mean and
violent and cruel. And that's the way Cal has always felt,
all his life. I know you didn't mean it to be that way,
but it's true. You never gave him your love. You never
asked him for his. You never asked him for one thing. Cal
is going away, Mr. Trask. But before he goes, well, he
did something very bad, and I'm not asking you to forgive
him. You have to give him some sign that you love him,
or else he'll never be a man. He'll just keep on feeling
guilty and alone, unless you release him. Please help him.
I love Cal, Mr. Trask, and I want him to be whole and strong
and you're the only one who can do it. So try, please try.
If you could, if you could ask him for something. Let him
help you so that he knows that you love him. Let him do
for you. Excuse me, Mr. Trask, for daring to speak to you
this way, but I just had to.
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Guys and Dolls (1955)
Screenwriter(s): Joseph L. Mankiewicz
Very
Valuable Advice:
"You're Going To Wind Up With An Ear Full of Cider"
Sky Masterson (Marlon Brando) to fellow gambler
Nathan Detroit (Frank Sinatra), who attempted to wager a bet
to win $1,000:
On the day when I left home to make my way
in the world, my Daddy took me to one side. 'Son,' my Daddy
says to me, 'I am sorry I am not able to bankroll you to
a very large start, but not having the necessary lettuce
to get you rolling, instead I'm going to stake you to some
very valuable advice.
One of these days in your travels, a guy is
going to show you a brand-new deck of cards on which the
seal is not yet broken. Then this guy is going to offer to
bet you that he can make the jack of spades jump out of this
brand-new deck of cards and squirt cider in your ear. But,
son, you do not accept this bet, because as sure as you stand
there, you're going to wind up with an ear full of cider.'
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Marty
(1955)
Screenwriter(s): Paddy Chayefsky
"Dogs
Like Us, We Ain't Such Dogs As We Think We Are!"
Play clip (excerpt):
Unmarried, lovelorn middle-aged, 34 year-old
Bronx butcher Marty (Ernest Borgnine) (calling himself
"a professor of pain") awkwardly attempted to make
a dance date, an equally 29 year-old plain girl named Clara Snyder
(Betsy Blair), feel better by telling her about his own rejections
and ugliness:
And I also want you to know that I'm having
a very good time with you right now and really enjoyin'
myself. You see, you're not such a dog as you think you
are. (Clara:
"I'm having a very good time too.") So there you
are. So I guess I'm not such a dog as I think I am. (Clara: "You're
a very nice guy. I don't know why some girl hasn't grabbed
you off long ago.")
Well, I don't know either. I think I'm a very
nice guy. I also think I'm a pretty smart guy in my own way...You
know how I figure. Two people get married and are gonna live
together forty or fifty years, so it's gotta be more than
whether they're just good-looking or not. Now you tell me
you think you're not so good looking. Well, my father was
a real ugly man but my mother adored him. She told me how
she used to get so miserable sometimes - like everybody,
you know? And, and she says my father always tried to understand.
I used to see them sometimes when I was a kid sittin' in
the living room talkin' and talkin'. And I used to adore
my old man because he was always so kind. That's one of the
most beautiful things I have in my life - the way my father
and mother were. And my father was a real ugly man. So it
doesn't matter if you look like a gorilla. You see, dogs
like us, we ain't such dogs as we think we are.
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Mister Roberts (1955)
Screenwriter(s): Frank Nugent and Joshua Logan
"At a
Time in the World When Courage Counted Most, I Lived Among
62 Brave Men"
At the conclusion of this comedy-drama set during
WWII, there were two letter-reading
scenes (both by Ensign Pulver (Jack Lemmon)). The first was
a letter from Lt. Doug 'Mister' Roberts (Henry
Fonda) (written three weeks earlier) who was serving
his new assignment on board the USS Livingston during
the Battle of Okinawa, including his statement that he would
rather have had his old crew's hand-made Order of the Palm
than the Congressional Medal of Honor:
Doc,
I've been aboard this destroyer for two weeks now, and we've
already been through four air attacks. I'm in the war at last,
Doc! I've caught up with that task force that passed me by.
I'm glad to be here. I had to be here, I guess. But I'm thinking
now of you Doc, and you Frank. And Dolan, and Dowdy, and Insigna
and everyone else on that bucket. All the guys everywhere who
sail from Tedium to Apathy and back again, with an occasional
side trip to Monotony. This is a tough crew on here, and they
have a wonderful battle record. But I've discovered, Doc, that
the unseen enemy of this war is the boredom that eventually
becomes a faith and therefore, a terrible sort of suicide.
And l know now that the ones who refuse to surrender to it
are the strongest of all. Right now, I'm looking at something
that's hanging over my desk. A preposterous hunk of brass attached
to the most bilious piece of ribbon I've ever seen. I'd rather
have it than the Congressional Medal of Honor. It tells me
what I'll always be proudest of - that at a time in the world
when courage counted most, I lived among 62 brave men. So,
Doc, and especially you, Frank, don't let those guys down.
Of course, l know that by this time, they must be very happy
because the Captain's overhead is filled with marbles. And
here comes the mail orderly. This has to go now. l'll finish
it later. Meanwhile you guys can write too, can't you? Doug
A second letter, this
one from Fornell, brought a stunned reaction from Pulver with
the news that Mister Roberts had died in action during a kamikaze
raid:
Mister Roberts
is dead. This is from Fornell. They took a Jap suicide plane
and killed everybody in a twin 40 battery and went right on
through and killed Doug and some other officer, in the wardroom.
They were drinking coffee when it hit.
With a determined and resolute look on his face,
Ensign Pulver tossed the replacement palm tree off the ship's
deck into the water, entered the bridge, banged on Captain
Morton's (James Cagney) door, and finally stood up to him -
with the film's final line of dialogue:
Captain,
it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinkin' palm
tree overboard! Now what's all this crud about no movie tonight?
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The Night
of the Hunter (1955)
Screenwriter(s): James Agee, Charles Laughton (uncredited)
An
Insane Preacher's Prayer
Play clip (excerpt):
The insane, memorable, and perversely-evil, chilling
prayer of "Preacher" Harry Powell (Robert Mitchum),
a killer-evangelist with borderline sanity who glanced heavenward
while driving:
Well now, what's it to be, Lord? Another
widow? How many has it been? Six? Twelve? I disremember.
You say the word, Lord, I'm on my way...You always send
me money to go forth and preach your Word. The widow with
a little wad of bills hid away in a sugar bowl. Lord, I
am tired. Sometimes I wonder if you really understand.
Not that You mind the killin's. Yore Book is full of killin's.
But there are things you do hate Lord: perfume-smellin'
things, lacy things, things with curly hair.
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The Night
of the Hunter (1955)
Screenwriter(s): James Agee, Charles Laughton
(uncredited)
Tattoos
and the Famous Tale of "L-O-V-E" and "H-A-T-E"
Play clip (excerpt):
The Preacher's explanation of the tattoos on
his fingers to little John Harper (Billy Chapin) and others
listening in the Spoon's ice-cream parlor:
Ah, little lad, you're staring at my fingers.
Would you like me to tell you the little story of right-hand
/ left-hand? The story of good and evil? H-A-T-E! It was
with this left hand that old brother Cain struck the blow
that laid his brother low. L-O-V-E! You see these fingers,
dear hearts? These fingers has veins that run straight
to the soul of man. The right hand, friends, the hand of
love. Now watch, and I'll show you the story of life. Those
fingers, dear hearts, is always a-warring and a-tugging,
one agin t'other. Now watch 'em! Old brother left hand,
left hand he's a fighting, and it looks like love's a goner.
But wait a minute! Hot dog, love's a winning! Yessirreee!
It's love that's won, and old left hand hate is down for
the count!
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Rebel
Without a Cause (1955)
Screenwriter(s): Stewart Stern
"Dirty
Tramp" Speech
Judy's (Natalie Wood) "dirty tramp"
speech about her unloving father:
He must hate me. He hates me....I don't
think, I know. He looks at me like I was the ugliest thing
in the world. He doesn't like my friends. He doesn't like
one thing about me. He called me - he called me a dirty
tramp, my own father... I don't know, I mean, maybe he
doesn't mean it, but he acts like he does. We were all
together. We were gonna celebrate Easter and we were gonna
catch a double bill. Big deal! So I put on my new dress
and I came out, and he grabbed my face and he started rubbing
off all the lipstick. I thought he'd rub off my lips. And
I ran out of that house.
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Richard III (1955, UK)
Screenwriters: William Shakespeare, David Garrick, Colley Cibber,
and Laurence Olivier (uncredited)
Discontent
Over Peacetime and Not Having the English Crown for Himself
This Technicolored British
film adaptation of Shakespeare's play, King Richard III was
directed, produced, scripted, and co-produced by its lead star,
Laurence Olivier, who was nominated (it was his 5th of 10 career
acting nominations) for the title role of the dastardly and nasty
Duke, who eventually plotted to become England's monarch.
In the film's opening, after Edward IV (Cedric Hardwicke)
was crowned as the new King of England, one
of his younger brothers Richard - Duke of Gloucester
(Laurence Olivier) remained behind in the throne room where
he delivered - directly toward the audience and camera - a famous
soliloquy about his jealous feelings about his older brother's
rise to power and the coming of peace, when he only took pleasure in war:
Now is the winter of our discontent, made
glorious summer by this sun of York. And all the clouds that
glower'd upon our house in the deep bosom of the ocean - buried.
Now are our brows bound with victorious wreaths, our bruised
arms hung up for monuments, our stern alarums changed to merry
meetings, our dreadful marches to delightful measures. Grim-visaged
war has smoothed his wrinkled front. And now instead of mounting
barbed steeds to fright the souls of fearful adversaries, he
capers nimbly in a lady's chamber to the lascivious pleasing
of a lute! But I, that am not shaped for sportive tricks, nor
made to court an amorous looking glass, I, that am rudely stamped
and want love's majesty to strut before a wanton ambling nymph,
I, that am curtailed of this fair proportion, cheated of feature
by dissembling nature - deformed, unfinished, sent before my
time into this breathing world scarce half made up and that so
lamely and unfashionable that dogs bark at me as I halt by them...
He also spoke about his physical,
'disproportionate' human deformities (a limp, a hunchback and
a withered arm and hand) and how he would only be pleased by
becoming King himself; the scheming, black-hearted, ruthless
and manipulative Richard explained - carefully and calculatingly
- how he was devising a complex plan of deception and death to
reach his objective - to obtain the English crown for himself:
I'll make my heaven to dream upon the
crown...and, whiles I live, to account this world but hell
until this misshaped trunk that bears this head be round impaled
with a glorious. Crown.
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Richard's Soliloquy: "Now is the winter of our discontent..."
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The Seven Year
Itch (1955)
Screenwriter(s): Billy Wilder, George Axelrod
Summer
Rituals in NYC
Play clip (excerpt):
The comic opening voice-over monologue by the
Narrator (Joshua Logan) told about the virtually identical
summer rituals of the Manhattan Indians and Manhattanites 500
years later. Husbands would say goodbye to their wives, and
then follow after attractive females a moment later:
The island of Manhattan derives its name
from its earliest inhabitants - the Manhattan Indians.
They were a peaceful tribe, setting traps, fishing, hunting.
And there was a custom among them. Every July, when the
heat and the humidity on the island became unbearable,
they would send their wives and children away for the summer,
up the river to the cooler highlands, or, if they could
afford it, to the seashore. The husbands, of course, would
remain behind on the steaming island to attend to business
- setting traps, fishing, and hunting. [As soon as the
Indian squaws were out of sight, the Indian chiefs followed
an attractive Indian squaw.]
Actually, our story has nothing whatsoever
to do with Indians. It plays 500 years later...We only brought
up the subject to show you that in all that time, nothing
has changed. Manhattan husbands still send their wives and
kids away for the summer, and they still remain behind in
the steaming city to attend to business, setting traps, fishing,
and hunting. Now we want you to meet a typical Manhattan
husband whose family is leaving for the summer...
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The
Seven Year Itch (1955)
Screenwriter(s): Billy Wilder, George
Axelrod
Virtues
of Nudity and Naturism
Play clip (excerpt):
A plain and middle-aged waitress (Doro Merande)
in a vegetarian restaurant on 3rd Avenue espoused the virtues
of nudity and naturism to Richard Sherman (Tom Ewell). She
explained that although she didn't accept tips, she did solicit
contributions for a fund established for a nudist camp:
Nudism is such a worthy cause. We must bring
the message to the people. We must teach them to unmask
their poor suffocating bodies and let them breathe again.
Clothes are the enemy. Without clothes, there'd be no sickness,
there'd be no war. I ask you, sir, can you imagine two
great armies on the battlefield, no uniforms, completely
nude? No way of telling friend from foe. All brothers,
together.
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The
Seven Year Itch (1955)
Screenwriter(s): Billy Wilder, George
Axelrod
"What
a Pretty Girl Wants"
Play clip (excerpt):
The Girl (Marilyn Monroe) listened to neighbor
Richard Sherman's (Tom Ewell) assertion about his vivid imagination: "It's
just my imagination. Some people have flat feet. Some people
have dandruff. I have this appalling imagination."
I think it's just elegant to have an imagination.
I just have no imagination at all. I have lots of other
things, but I have no imagination...Come on now, relax.
You're just making this all up.
Sherman explained how his wife trusted him implicitly
and took him for granted, not even suspecting lipstick on his
collar after a Christmas office party - believing it was only
cranberry sauce. He thought that women only wanted a man who
looked like Gregory Peck ("Let's face it. No pretty girl
in her right mind wants me. She wants Gregory Peck").
She bolstered his ego and showed some kindness to reassure
him, ending with her ultimate compliment and unique accolade:
Is that so?...How do you know what a pretty
girl wants?...You and your imagination. You think every
girl's a dope. You think a girl goes to a party, and there's
some guy - a great big lunk in a fancy striped vest, strutting
around like a tiger, giving you that 'I'm so handsome,
you can't resist me' look, and from this, she's supposed
to fall flat on her face. Well, she doesn't fall on her
face. But there's another guy in the room, way over in
the corner. Maybe he's kind of nervous and shy, perspiring
a little. First, you look past him, but then you sort of
sense, he's gentle and kind and worried, and he'll be tender
with you, nice and sweet. That's what's really exciting!
If I were your wife, I'd be very jealous of you. I'd be
very very jealous. (she kissed him) I think you're
just elegant.
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