-
"Can you fly this plane and land it?"
- "Surely
you
can't be serious."
- "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
Airplane! (1980)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "Bad
news. The fog is getting thicker."
- "And
Leon's getting laaaaarrrrrger!"
Airplane! (1980)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "You ever been in a cockpit before?"
- "No, sir. I've never been up in a plane before?"
- "You ever seen a grown man naked?"
Airplane! (1980)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Well, I'll give him another 20 minutes, but that's it."
Airplane! (1980)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Yes,
it used to be beautiful - what with the rackets, whoring, guns. Sometimes,
sometimes things would happen. I'd have to kill a few people. I'd
feel bad for a while, but then I'd jump into the ocean, swim way
out. Come back in feelin' nice and clean, start all over again."
Atlantic City (1981)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"They're
not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God."
The Blues Brothers (1980)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"This is glue. Strong stuff."
The Blues Brothers (1980)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "It's
106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes,
it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
- "Hit it!"
The Blues Brothers (1980)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"...And
here is your receipt."
The Blues Brothers (1980)
Play clip (excerpt):
"So
we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama! Hey!
How about a little somethin', you know, for the effort, you know.'
And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die,
on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got
that goin' for me, which is nice."
Caddyshack (1980)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"This
is a hybrid. This is a cross, uh, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass,
Featherbed Bent, and, uh, Northern California Sensimilla. The amazing
stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon,
take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night
on this stuff."
Caddyshack (1980)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"This
crowd has gone deadly silent. Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A
former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion.
It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole!.."
Caddyshack (1980)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Aw,
this is the worst lookin' hat I ever saw! What, when you buy a hat
like this, I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks
good on you, though."
Caddyshack (1980)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Hey, everybody, we're all gonna get laid."
Caddyshack (1980)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"I am not an animal! I am a human being."
Elephant Man (1980)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"No, I am
your father."
The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Play clip (excerpt):
"May the Force be with you."
The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Fire
the bitch!"
Nine to Five (1980)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "Stay away from me."
- "Why?"
- "I just wanna go back to my room!"
- "Why?"
- "Well, I'm very confused, and I just need a
chance to think things over!"
- "You've had your whole F--KING LIFE to think
things over. What good's a few minutes more gonna do you now?"
- "Stay away from me. Please! Don't hurt me!"
- "I'm not gonna hurt ya."
- "Stay away from me!"
- "
Wendy?"
- "Stay away!"
- "Darling.
Light of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my
sentence. I said I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains
in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the f--k in. Ha,ha. Ha, ha."
The Shining (1980)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Little
pigs, little pigs, let me come in. Not by the hair on your chiny-chin-chin?
Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in."
The Shining (1980)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"He-e-e-e-re's
Johnnie!"
The Shining (1980)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "I'm
gonna take a bath."
- "I'll alert the media."
- "Do you want to run my bath for me?"
- "It's
what I live for. Perhaps you'd like me to come in there and wash your dick
for you...you little s--t."
Arthur (1981)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "You're
not too smart, are you? I like that in a man."
- "What else do you like? Lazy? Ugly? Horny? I got 'em all."
- "You don't look lazy."
Body Heat (1981)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"It's
good to be the king."
History of the World, Part 1 (1981)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"No
- wire - hangers. What's wire hangers doing in this closet when I told
you - No wire hangers EVER!
Mommie Dearest (1981)
Play clips (excerpt): (short) (extended)
"Don't f--k with me, fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo."
Mommie Dearest (1981)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Tina, bring me the axe."
Mommie Dearest (1981)
Play clip (excerpt):
"You're
nothing but a rotten, crooked lawyer, supplying the grease that makes
this s--tty movie business work."
Mommie Dearest (1981)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "Norman.
Come here. Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons! The loons! They're
welcoming us back."
- "I don't hear a thing."
On Golden Pond (1981)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "Listen
to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget
it. You're gonna get back on that horse and I'm gonna be right behind
you, holding on tight and away we're gonna go, go, go!"
- "I don't like horses."
On Golden Pond (1981)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Ya wanna dance or would you rather just suck face?"
On Golden Pond (1981)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?"
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "Get
back to Cairo. Get us some transport to England: boat, plane, anything.
Meet me at Omar's. Be ready for me. I'm goin' after that truck."
- "How?"
- "I don't know. I'm makin' this up as I go."
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "You're not the man I knew ten years ago."
- "It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage."
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "We
have top men working on it right now."
- "Who?"
- "Top men."
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "Hey, what happened? You don't look very happy."
- "Fools. Bureaucratic fools!"
- "What'd they say?"
- "They don't know what they've got there."
- "Well, I know what I've got here. Come on, buy ya a drink.
You know, a drink?"
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "You're a lean, mean fighting machine."
- "I'll do it."
Stripes (1981)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"I've
seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off
the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near
the Tanhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears
in rain. Time to die."
Blade Runner (1982)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "This
is good, but what is best in life?"
- "The open
steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair."
- "Wrong! Conan, what is best in life?"
- "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and
to hear the lamentation of the women."
Conan the Barbarian (1982)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"E.T. phone home."
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"First
of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. 'Oh, Debbie.
Hi.' Two, you always call the shots. 'Kiss me. You won't
regret it.' Now three, act like wherever ya are, that's the place
to be. 'Isn't this great?' Four, when ordering food, you
find out what she wants, then order for the both of ya. It's a classy
move. 'Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce,
and a Coke with no ice.' And five, now this is the most important,
Rat. When
it comes down to makin' out, whenever possible, put on side 1 of Led
Zeppelin IV."
Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "What
the hell kinda cop are you?"
- "You know what I am? I'm your worst f--kin'
nightmare, man. I'm a nigger with a badge - that means I got permission
to kick your f--kin' ass whenever I feel like it! "
48 Hrs. (1982)
Play clip (excerpt): 
-
"Audience, what audience? Audience?"
- "You knew there was an audience. What did you think those seats were
for?"
- "I haven't performed in front of an audience for twenty-eight years.
Ha, ha, ha. Audience? I played a butler. I had one line! I forgot it."
- "Don't worry. This is gonna be easy for you."
-
"For you maybe, not for me. I'm
not an actor, I'm a movie star!"
My Favorite Year (1982)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "Put
your toes on the edge of that chalk line! I said put your toes on the
edge of that chalk line, you slimy worms! A-Ten-Shun. I don't believe
what I'm seein'. Where you been all your lives, at an orgy? Listenin'
to Mick Jagger music and bad-mouthin' your country, I'll bet. You better
stop eyeballin' me, boy. You're not worthy enough to look your superiors
in the eye. Use your peripheral vision. Understand?"
- "Yes, sir."
An Officer and a Gentleman (1982)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "Where
are you from, boy?"
- "Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, sir."
- "Ahh! Only two things
come out of Oklahoma. Steers and queers. Which one are you, boy? I don't
see no horns. You must be a queer."
An Officer and a Gentleman (1982)
Play clip (excerpt): 
-
"I ain't gonna quit!"
- "All right then. You can forget it. You're out!"
- "Don't you do it! Don't...you...
I got nowhere else to go! I got nowhere else to go! I ain't got nothin'
else."
An Officer and a Gentleman (1982)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Way
to go, Paula! Way to go!"
An Officer and a Gentleman (1982)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"They're here!"
Poltergeist (1982)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"No,
I don't hate Balboa. But I pity the fool, and I will destroy any man
who tries to take what I got!"
Rocky III (1982)
Play clip (excerpt): 
-
"Lieutenant, you are looking at the only Starfleet cadet who ever beat
the no-win scenario...."
- "I don't like to lose."
- "Then you never faced that situation, faced death."
- "I don't believe in the no-win scenario."
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982)
Play clip (excerpt): 
-
"Don't grieve, Admiral. It is logical. The needs of the many outweigh..."
- "the
needs of the few."
- "Or the one. I never took the Kobayashi Maru test
until now. What do you think of my solution..."
- "Spock!"
- "I have been, and always
shall be, your friend. Live long and prosper."
-
"No."
Star Trek II: The Wrath
of Khan (1982)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"We
are assembled here today to pay final respects to our honored dead. And
yet it should be noted that in the midst of our sorrow, this death takes
place in the shadow of new life, the sunrise of a new world; a world that
our beloved comrade gave his life to protect and nourish. He did not feel
this sacrifice a vain or empty one, and we will not debate his profound
wisdom at these proceedings. Of my friend, I can only say this: of all
the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... human."
Star Trek II: The Wrath
of Khan (1982)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"That is one nutty hospital."
Tootsie (1982)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Look,
you don't know me from Adam, but I
was a better man with you, as a woman, than I ever was with a woman,
as a man. Know what I mean? I just gotta learn to do it without the
dress."
Tootsie (1982)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"That's
what's great about the outdoors, you know. It's one giant toilet."
The Big Chill (1983)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Oh
fudge! -- Only I didn't say fudge. I said THE word. The
big one. The queen mother of dirty words. The F-dash-dash-dash word."
A Christmas Story (1983)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "I
could feel the Christmas noose beginning to tighten. Maybe what happened
next was inevitable."
-
"Ralphie,
what would you like for Christmas?"
- "Horrified, I heard
myself blurt it out."
-
"I want an official Red Ryder
carbine action 200-shot range model air rifle."
-
"Ooh."
-
"No. You'll shoot your eye out."
-
"Oh,
no. It was the classic mother BB gun block. 'You'll shoot your eye out.'
That deadly phrase uttered many times before by hundreds of mothers was
not surmountable by any means known to kid-dom."
A Christmas Story (1983)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Stop...
that... train!"
The Dresser (1983)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Don't
you understand? When you give up your dream, you die."
Flashdance (1983)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "All
right. I understand. Fine. When he comes back, I won't get in the way."
- "It's not like that at all. He's my brother."
Return of the Jedi (1983)
Play clip (excerpt):
"No bucks, no Buck Rogers."
The Right Stuff (1983)
Play clip (excerpt):
(voice-over) "The
Mercury program was over. Four years later, astronaut Gus Grissom was
killed, along with astronauts White and Chaffee, when fire swept through
their Apollo capsule. But on that glorious day in May 1963, Gordo Cooper
went higher, farther, and faster than any other American. 22 complete
orbits around the world. He was the last American ever to go into space
alone. And for a brief moment, Gordo Cooper became the greatest pilot
anyone had ever seen."
The Right Stuff (1983)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Every now and then, say 'What
the f--k!' 'What the f--k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity.
Opportunity makes your future."
Risky Business (1983)
Play clip (excerpt):
"My name
is Joel Goodsen. I deal in human fulfillment. I grossed over eight thousand
dollars in one night. Time of your life, huh kid?"
Risky Business (1983)
Play clip (excerpt):
"All
I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break 'em
for no one, you understand?"
Scarface (1983)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"I'm Tony Montana. You f--k with me, you f--kin' with the best!"
Scarface (1983)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Say 'hello' to my little friend!"
Scarface (1983)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "Don't
you lecture me, you son of a bitch. You know who you're talkin' to,
hmm? You know my record?"
- "Yeah,
you're a legend in your own mind."
Sudden Impact (1983)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "Now,
you boys, put those guns down."
- "Say what?"
- "Well, we're not just gonna
let you walk outta here?"
- "Who's we, sucka?"
- "Smith and Wesson - and me."
- "Go ahead, make my day."
Sudden Impact (1983)
Play clips (excerpt): (short) (extended)
"Oh,
Mama, that's the first time I stopped hugging first. I like that."
Terms of Endearment (1983)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Excuse
me. It is after ten. Give my daughter the pain shot, please."
- "Mrs. Greenway, I
was going to."
- "Oh, good. Go ahead."
- "In just a few minutes. Well, please. It's
after ten. It's after ten. I don't see why she has to have this pain?"
- "Ma'am, It's
not my patient."
- "It's time for her shot. Do you understand? Do something! All
she has to do is hold on until ten! And it's past ten! She's in pain.
My daughter's in pain! Give her the shot! Do you understand me?"
- "Are you going to behave?"
- "GIVE MY DAUGHTER THE SHOT!"
Terms
of Endearment (1983)
Play clip (excerpt): 
-
"The Jacuzzi, sir."
- "I knew you was all faggots, man. You ain't Jacuzzyin' nobody."
- "It's a whirlpool bath, sir. I think you'll enjoy it."
-
"Hey, hey. Bubbles,
man! Say, man, when I was growin' up, we wanted a Jacuzzi, we had to fart
in the tub. This is bad!"
Trading Places (1983)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "I'm
goin' steady. And I French kiss."
- "So, everybody does that."
- "Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it."
(National Lampoon's) Vacation (1983)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"I
think you're all f--ked in the head. We're ten hours from the f--kin'
fun park and you want to bail out. Well, I'll tell ya somethin'. This
is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna
have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much f--king
fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our god-damn smiles. You'll
be whistlin' 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes! Ha, ha, ha.
I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty
Moose! Holy S--t!"
(National Lampoon's) Vacation (1983)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"...These feelings make you do things you wouldn't normally do....Yeah, like swimming naked with girls..."
(National Lampoon's) Vacation (1983)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"It's
your friends. Well, f--k you! Now, f--k off, for sure, like totally!"
Valley Girl (1983)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"...Remember, no matter where you go, there you are."
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension (1984)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "They
smile. Maybe we should talk to them."
- "We
can't. They're practically naked."
- "Try to picture 'em with clothes on."
Blame It On Rio (1984)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Good
evening. Welcome to China Blue Airlines, Flight 69, nonstop service
to paradise. We'll be taking off shortly. I'll be unbuckling your belts
and seeing that big bird rise and rise, finally settling into the comfort
only this wide body can provide. We're here to serve you. Please remember,
that although
we may run out of Pan Am coffee, we'll never run out of T-W-A - Tea."
Crimes of Passion (1984)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "I'm
here to save you."
- "Why don't you f--k me? That'll save me."
- "Not from your disease."
- "What disease? I'm healthy as a horse. I'm fit as a fiddle
and ready for cock."
- "Horse and metaphors don't mix. Who are you?"
- "I'm Cinderella, Cleopatra, Goldie Hawn, Eva Braun. I'm
Little Miss Muffin, I'm Pocahontas, I'm whoever you want me to be, Reverend."
- "But what are you doing here?"
- "Satisfying."
- "Who?"
- "I think that the confessional is about over."
- "Don't you want to be saved? Do you get that much out of
this?"
- "I get paid."
- "But I'm not interested in what you're selling, only in
what you're buying."
- "Why don't you assume the missionary position, Reverend?"
- "My purpose here is strictly humanitarian."
- "Oh, to make me see the light?"
- "To make you see through the bulls--t."
Crimes of Passion (1984)
Play clip (excerpt):
"And how can this be? For he is the Kwisatz Haderach!"
Dune (1984)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!"
Ghostbusters (1984)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"He slimed me."
Ghostbusters (1984)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"We came. We saw. We kicked its ass."
Ghostbusters (1984)
Play clip (excerpt): 
-
"These men are consummate snowball artists. They use sense and nerve gases
to induce hallucinations. People think they're seeing ghosts, and they
call these bozos who conveniently show up to deal with the problem with
a fake electronic light show."
-
"Everything was fine with our system until
the power grid was shut off by dickless here."
- "They caused an explosion!"
- "Is this true?"
- "Yes, it's true. This man has no dick."
- "Jeez!"
-
"Break it up! Hey, break this up! Break it up!"
- "All right, all right, all right!"
- "Well, that's what
I heard!"
Ghostbusters (1984)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Dames
are put on this earth to weaken us, drain our energy, laugh at us when
they see us naked."
Johnny Dangerously (1984)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Man
who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything."
The Karate Kid (1984)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Wax
on, right hand. Wax off, left hand. Wax on, wax off. Breathe in through
nose, out the mouth. Wax on, wax off. Don't forget to breathe, very
important. Wax on, wax off. Wax on, wax off. "
The Karate Kid (1984)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Can I borrow your underpants for ten minutes?"
Sixteen Candles (1984)
Play clip (excerpt): 
AND
"I can't believe I'm such a jerk. He smiles at me, and I don't say anything.
I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek."
Sixteen Candles (1984)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"No
more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food!"
Sixteen Candles (1984)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"I'll be back."
The Terminator (1984)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "It's such a fine line between stupid and..."
- "...and
clever."
- "Yeah, clever."
- "It's just a turn about, yeah."
Play clip (excerpt):
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
- "Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?"
- "These go to eleven."
Play clips (excerpt): (short) (long)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
"There's
something about this that's, that's so black. It's like, how much more black
could this be? You know, I'm serious - None. None more
black."
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Money
talks, and bulls--t walks."
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"If
my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour...
you're gonna see some serious s--t."
Back to the Future
(1985)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"This
is what makes time travel possible - the flux capacitor!"
Back to the Future (1985)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "Hey, Doc. We better back up. We don't have enough road to get up to 88."
- "Roads? Where we're going we don't need - roads."
Back to the Future (1985)
Play clip (excerpt): 
-
"Any questions?"
-
"Yeah, I got a question. Does
Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"
- "I'll give you the answer to that
question, Mr. Bender, next Saturday. Don't mess with the bull, young
man. You'll get the horns."
The Breakfast Club (1985)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "What
was he like?"
- "He
was always a rather stupidly optimistic man. And I mean, I'm afraid
it came as a great shock to him when he died..."
Clue (1985)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "You
know what I'd like to do? I'd like to give you a small punishment
before lunch, and I'd like to have you write a 1,000 times on the
pavement: 'l lost the nest egg.' Come on, 'I lost the nest egg.'
Say it, say it 500 times. 'l lost the nest egg. I lost the nest
egg. I lost the nest egg. I lost the nest egg.' I'm startin' it
for you. You jump in anywhere! 'l lost the nest egg. I lost the
nest egg! I lost the nest egg! I lost the nest egg! I lost the nest
egg!"
- "I lost the nest egg!"
Lost in America (1985)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"I
had a compass from Denys. To steer by, he said. But later it came
to me that we navigated differently. Perhaps
he knew, as I did not, that the Earth was made round so that we
would not see too far down the road."
Out of Africa (1985)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "I
wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred
billion, million, trillion dollars!"
- "Then,
you're crazy."
- "I
know you are, but what am I?"
- "You're a nerd."
- "I know you are, but what am I?"
- "You're an idiot."
- "I know you are, but what am I?"
- (together) "I know you are, but what am I? I know you are, but
what am I? I know you are, but what am I? I know you are, but what am I? I know
you are, but what am I?"
- "Infinity."
- "No, I'm not."
- (together) "You are! No way! Knock it off! Cut it out!"
- "Oh, shut up, Pee-wee!"
- "Why don't you make me?"
- "Why don't you make me?!"
- "Because. I don't make monkeys, I just train 'em."
- "Oh, Pee-wee.
Listen to reason. Oh, come on."
- "I'm listening to reason."
- "Pee-wee!"
- "That's my name, don't wear it out."
Pee Wee's Big Adventure (1985)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "There's
a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things
you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you
shouldn't understand."
- "I don't understand."
- "You
don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A
rebel. So long, Dot."
Pee Wee's Big Adventure (1985)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "Come
on, Dottie, let's go."
- "Let's
go? Don't you wanna see the rest of the movie?"
- "I don't have to see it, Dottie. I lived it."
Pee Wee's Big Adventure (1985)
Play clips (excerpt): (short) (extended)
- "Well, my dear, I take it you spend quite a lot of time in the saddle."
- "Yes, I love an early morning ride."
- "Well, I'm an early
riser myself."
A View to a Kill (1985)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "You
never had your hands on a teat before."
- "Not one this big."
Witness (1985)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"You
be careful out among them English."
Witness (1985)
Play clips (excerpt): (short) (extended)
"Get
away from her, you BITCH!"
Aliens (1986)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"That's
it, man. Game over, man. Game over!"
Aliens (1986)
Play clip (excerpt): 
-
(jingle) "Logs, logs, logs. Glamour in the pines. Lumberton, U-S-A."
- "It's a sunny, woodsy day in Lumberton, so get those chain saws
out. This is the mighty W-O-O-D, the musical voice of Lumberton. At the sound
of the falling tree, it's 9:30. There's a whole lot of wood waitin' out there,
so let's get goin'."
Blue Velvet (1986)
Play clip (excerpt): 
-
(heavy breathing) "Oh, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy!"
- "Mommy loves you."
- "Baby wants to f--k. All right, get ready
to f--k! You f--ker's f--ker! You f--ker! Don't you f--kin' look
at me! Baby wants blue velvet..."
Blue Velvet (1986)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"I
had a dream. In fact, it was the night I met you. In the dream, there
was our world and the world was dark because there weren't any robins,
and the robins represented love. And for the longest time, there was
just this darkness. And all of a sudden, thousands of robins were set
free, and they flew down and brought this Blinding Light of Love. And
it seemed like that love would be the only thing that would make any
difference. And it did. So I guess it means there is trouble 'til the
robins come."
Blue Velvet (1986)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "What
kind of beer do you like?"
-
"Heineken."
- "Heineken? F--k that s--t! Pabst Blue Ribbon!"
Blue Velvet (1986)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "Mick,
give him your wallet."
- "What for?"
- "He's got a knife."
- "Ha, ha, ha. That's not a knife. THAT's a knife!"
- "S--t!"
- "Just kids havin' fun. You all right?"
- "I'm always all right when I'm with you, Dundee. God, that sounds
corny. Why do you always make me feel like Jane in the Tarzan comics?"
Crocodile Dundee (1986)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"The
street light makes my pussy hair glow in the dark. Cotton candy - the
glow. I'll show you."
8 Million Ways to Die (1986)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"It's
not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Isms in my
opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should
believe in himself. I quote John Lennon: 'I don't believe in Beatles,
I just believe in me.' Good point there. After all, he was the walrus.
I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off of people."
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Play clip (excerpt):  |
"I
gotta take a stand. I gotta take a stand against him. I am not gonna
sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the
course of my life. I’m gonna take a stand. I’m gonna
defend it. Right or wrong, I’m gonna defend it."
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "Oh,
well, he's very popular, Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks,
sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him.
They think he's a righteous dude."
- "That is why I have got to catch him this time.
To show these kids that the example he sets is a first-class ticket to
nowhere."
- "Oh, Ed! You sounded like Dirty Harry just then..."
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Yup.
I said it before and I'll say it again. Life moves pretty fast.
If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss
it....(after the credits) You're still here? It's over! Go home. Go!"
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Play clips (excerpt): (1) (2)
"Be
afraid. Be very afraid."
The Fly (1986)
Play clip (excerpt):
"You
see the whole culture. Nazis, deodorant salesmen, wrestlers, beauty
contests, a talk show. Can you imagine the level of a mind that watches
wrestling? Huh? But the worst are the fundamentalist preachers. Third
grade con men telling the poor suckers that watch them that they
speak with Jesus, and to please send in money. Money, money, money!
If Jesus came back and saw what's going on in his name, he'd never
stop throwing up."
Hannah and Her Sisters (1986)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Just
because we're holdin' hands doesn't mean we're gonna take warm showers
'til the wee hours of the morning. You hear me?"
Heartbreak Ridge (1986)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Sergeant,
you get that contraband stogie out of my face before I shove it so far
up your ass you'll have to set fire to your nose to light it."
Heartbreak Ridge (1986)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"There
can be only one."
Highlander (1986)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Feed me! Feed me!"
Little Shop of Horrors (1986)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Somebody
once wrote: 'Hell is the impossibility of reason.' That's
what this place feels like. Hell."
Platoon (1986)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"I
think now, looking back, we did not fight the enemy. We fought ourselves,
and the enemy was in us. The war is over for me now, but it
will always be there for the rest of my days as I'm sure Elias will
be, fighting with Barnes for what Rhah called possession of my soul.
There are times since I have felt like a child born of those two
fathers. But be that as it may, those of us who did make it have
an obligation to build again, to teach to others what we know, and
to try with what's left of our lives to find a goodness and meaning
to this life."
Platoon (1986)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Alright,
Mickey’s a mouse, Donald’s a duck, Pluto’s
a dog. What’s Goofy?"
Stand By Me (1986)
Play clip (excerpt): 
(typing
on computer screen) "I
never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve.
Jesus, does anyone?"
Stand By Me (1986)
"Scotty,
beam me up!" (not "Beam me up, Scotty!")
Star
Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
Play clip (excerpt):

- "I
feel the need..."
- "...the need for speed!" (in unison)
Top Gun (1986)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "You
can be my wingman anytime."
- "Bulls--t. You can be mine!"
Top Gun (1986)
Play clip (excerpt): 
-
"Sergeant, if I asked your honest opinion about something, would I
get it?"
- "You can bet the house on it."
- "Would you say these look like
the breasts of a 43-year-old woman?"
- "No. No, they don't, Miss Wiss.
They're quite impressive, bordering on spectacular. We have to be running
along now."
- "What's your hurry? Wouldn't you like to have an early lunch?"
Dragnet (1987)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Nobody
puts Baby in a corner."
Dirty Dancing (1987)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Well,
what am I supposed to do? You won't answer my calls, you change your
number. I'm, I'm NOT gonna be ignored."
Fatal Attraction (1987)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "I
am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now
on, you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words
out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir." Do you maggots
understand that?"
-
(unison) "Sir, yes Sir."
- "Bulls--t, I can't hear
you. Sound off like you gotta pair!"
- (unison) "SIR, YES SIR!"
-
"If you ladies leave
my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon.
You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day,
you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are
not even human f--kin' beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic
pieces of amphibian s--t! Because I am hard, you will not like me.
But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard but
I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on
niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless.
And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the
gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?"
- (unison) "SIR, YES SIR!"
- "Bulls--t, I can't hear you."
- (unison) "SIR, YES SIR!"
Full Metal Jacket (1987)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Who
said that? Who the f--k said that? Who's the slimy little Communist s--t
twinkle-toed cocksucker down here, who just signed his own death warrant?
Nobody, huh?! The fairy f--kin' godmother said it! Out-f--king-standing!
I will P.T. you all until you f--kin' die! I'll P.T. you until your assholes
are suckin' buttermilk. Was it you, you scroungy little f--k, huh?...You
little piece of s--t, you look like a f--king worm. I bet it was you...."
Full Metal Jacket (1987)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Gomer
Pyle...Do
you think I'm cute, Private Pyle? Do you think I'm funny?...Then
wipe that disgusting grin off your face....Well, any f--king time,
sweetheart ....Private
Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three f--kin' seconds
to wipe that stupid-lookin' grin off your face or I will gouge out
your eyeballs and skull-f--k you! One, two, three...Bulls--t!"
Full Metal Jacket (1987)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Tonight,
you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifles
a girl's name, because this is the only pussy you people are going
to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through
her purty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece.
This weapon of iron and wood. And you WILL be faithful! Port, hut!"
Full Metal Jacket (1987)
Play clip (excerpt):
"I
wanted to see exotic Vietnam - the jewel of Southeast Asia.
I, uh, I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an
ancient culture - and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on
my block to get a confirmed kill!"
Full Metal Jacket (1987)
Play clip (excerpt):
"My
thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch
and the Great Homecoming F--k Fantasy. I'm so happy that I am alive,
in one piece, and short. I'm in a world of s--t, yes. But I am alive.
And I am not afraid."
Full Metal Jacket (1987)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Goooood morning, Vietnam!"
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Do
I look like someone who cares what God thinks?"
Hellraiser (1987)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"I'm too old for this s--t."
OR
"I'm too old for this."
Lethal Weapon (1987)
Play clips (excerpt): 
"Death
by stereo!"
The Lost Boys (1987)
Play clip (excerpt): 
(Two slaps across the face) "Snap out of it!"
Moonstruck (1987)
Play clip (excerpt):
"But
love don't make things nice. It ruins everything. It breaks your
heart. It makes things a mess. We-we aren't here to make things perfect.
The snowflakes are perfect. The stars are perfect. Not us. Not us.
We are here to ruin ourselves and, and to break our hearts and love
the wrong people and, and die. I mean, the storybooks are bull-s--t."
Moonstruck (1987)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"(chuckles) We'd
have more luck playing Pick-up Sticks with our butt-cheeks than we
will getting a flight out of here before daybreak."
Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"You're
no saint. You got a free cab. You got a free room and someone who
will listen to your boring stories. I mean, didn't, didn't you notice
on the plane when you started talking, eventually, I started reading
the vomit bag? Didn't it give you some sort of clue like hey, maybe
this guy's not enjoying it? You know, everything is not an anecdote.
You have to discriminate. You choose things that are, that are funny
or, or mildly amusing or interesting. You're a miracle! Your stories
have NONE of that. They're not even amusing ACCIDENTALLY! 'Honey,
I'd like you to meet Del Griffith, he's got some amusing anecodotes
for ya. Oh, and here's a gun so you can blow your brains out. You'll
thank me for it.' Oh, I-I could tolerate any insurance seminar. For
days I could sit there and listen to them go on and on with a big
smile on my face. They'd say, 'How can ya stand it?' And I'd say,
''Cause I've been with Del Griffith. I can take ANYTHING.' You know
what they'd say? They'd say, 'I know what ya mean. The shower curtain
ring guy. Whoa.' It's like going on a date with a Chatty Cathy doll.
I expect you have a little string on your chest, you know, that I
pull out and have to snap back. Except I wouldn't pull it out and
snap it back - you would. Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! And by the way, you
know, when, when you're telling these little stories? Here's a good
idea - have a POINT. It makes it SO much more interesting for the
listener!"
Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)
Play clip (excerpt):
"You
wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm
an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen
too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like
to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me.
I'm not changing. I like - I like me. My wife likes me. My customers
like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get."
Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "Why
did you kiss my ear?"
- "Why are you holding my hand?"
- "Where's your other hand?"
- "Between two pillows."
- "Those aren't pillows!"
- (together) "Aah! Oh, no! Ooh! Oh!"
Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "How
may I help you?"
- "You can start by wiping that f--king dumb-ass
smile off your rosy f--king cheeks! And you can give me a f--king
automobile: a f--king Datsun, a f--king Toyota, a f--king Mustang,
a f--king Buick! Four f--king wheels and a seat!"
- "I really don't care for the way you're speaking
to me."
- "And
I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle
of f--king nowhere with f--king keys to a f--king car that isn't
f--king there. And I really didn't care to f--king walk down a f--king
highway and across a f--king runway to get back here to have you
smile at my f--king face. I want a f--king car right f--king now!"
- "May I see your rental agreement."
- "I threw it away."
- "Oh, boy."
- "Oh, boy, what?"
- "You're f--ked!"
Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "You're hit. You're bleedin', man!"
- "I ain't got time to bleed."
Predator (1987)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare
to die!"
The Princess Bride (1987)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Inconceivable!"
The Princess Bride (1987)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "Inconceivable."
- "You
keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
The Princess Bride (1987)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "Bye
bye, boys!"
- "Have fun
stormin' the castle!"
- "Think it'll work?"
- "It would take a miracle."
- "Bye
bye!"
The Princess Bride (1987)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"There's
a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It'd be a pity to damage
yours."
The Princess Bride (1987)
Play clip (excerpt): 
-
"Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses
that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them
all behind. The end. Now, I think you oughta go to sleep....Alright,
OK, OK, OK, alright, so long."
-
"Grandpa?
Maybe you could come over and read it again to me tomorrow."
- "As you wish."
The Princess Bride (1987)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "My
name is H.I. McDonnough. Call me Hi. The first time I met Ed was
in the county Iockup in Tempe, Arizona."
- "Don't forget his profile, Ed."
- "Turn to the right."
- "A day I'll never forget."
- "Turn to the right."
- "What kind of name is that for a pretty thing
like you?"
- "Short for Edwina. Turn to the right!"
- "You're
a flower, you are. Just a little desert flower. Let me know how those come out."
Raising Arizona (1987)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "You're
not just tellin' us what we want to hear?"
- "No, sir, no way."
- "'Cause we just want to hear
the truth."
- "Well, then I guess I am tellin' you what
you want to hear."
- "Boy, didn't we just
tell you not to do that?"
- "Yes, sir."
- "Okay, then."
Raising Arizona (1987)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Son,
you got a panty on your head."
Raising Arizona (1987)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"...But
still I hadn't dreamt nothin' about me and Ed, untiI the end. And
this was cIoudier, 'cause it was years, years away. But I saw an
oId coupIe bein' visited by their chiIdren and all their grandchiIdren
too. The oId coupIe weren't screwed up, and neither were their kids
or their grandkids....And I don't know. You tell me. This whoIe dream.
Was it wishfuI thinkin'? Was I just fleein' reaIity, Iike I know
I'm IiabIe to do? But me and Ed, we can be good too. And it seemed
reaI. It seemed Iike us. And it seemed Iike, well, our home. lf not
Arizona, then a Iand not too far away, where all parents are strong
and wise and capabIe and all the chiIdren are happy and beIoved.
I don't know. Maybe it was Utah."
Raising Arizona (1987)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Excuse
me, is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face?"
Roxanne (1987)
Play clips (excerpt): (short) (complete
speech)
"Remember
how I said I’d
rather be with someone for the wrong reasons than alone for
the right ones? I’d rather be right. It's gonna feel good to
stand on my own..."
Some Kind of Wonderful (1987)
Play clips (excerpt): (short)
(extended)
"The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed
works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the
evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms - greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge - has marked the upward surge of mankind."
Wall Street (1987)
Play clips (excerpt): (short) (long)
"Lunch?
Aw, you gotta be kiddin'. Lunch is for wimps."
Wall Street (1987)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Balls!
We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here
and we want them now."
Withnail and I (1987)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"It wasn't just a story, was it?"
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1988)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Well,
I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's
back, the hangin' curveball, high fiber, good Scotch, that the novels
of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, over-rated crap. I believe Lee
Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there oughta be a constitutional
amendment outlawing astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe
in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents
Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long,
slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Goodnight."
Bull Durham (1988)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"This is the damnedest season I've ever seen. I mean,
the Durham Bulls can't lose and I can't get laid."
Bull Durham (1988)
Play clip (excerpt):
"The royal penis is clean, your Highness!"
Coming to America (1988)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Yippie
ki-yay, motherf--ker."
Die Hard (1988)
Play clip (excerpt): 
-
"Waiter!"
- "What are you doing?"
- "Waiter. Give this man whatever
he wants."
- "Oh, I can't let you buy me a meal."
- "Nonsense!"
- "I'll have a double turkey sandwich
on rye, a side order of fries, one of those large knockwursts, three
bags of potato chips, a chocolate milk and two beers. Why don't you have
a beer? Three beers. Thank you."
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988)
Play clip (excerpt):
"We
are the weaker sex. Men don't live as long as women. We get more heart
attacks, more strokes, more prostate trouble. I say, it's time for
a change. I say, let them give us money. Let's live off them for a while. That probably shocks a guy like you, right?"
- "Well,
it's rather
a revolutionary thought."
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Fellas, last year I made three million dollars. But your fifty thousand was the most fun. Are you ready? Then, let's go get 'em."
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988)
Play clip (excerpt):
"It's K-K-K-Ken c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me!"
A Fish Called Wanda (1988)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "Don't
call me stupid."
- "Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to
stupid people! I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses
with higher IQs. But you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?"
- "Apes don't read philosophy."
- "Yes they do, Otto. They just don't understand it. Now
let me correct you on a couple of things, OK? Aristotle was not Belgian.
The central message of Buddhism is not 'Every man for himself.' And
the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes,
Otto. I looked 'em up."
A Fish Called Wanda (1988)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "Nice beaver."
- "Thank you. I just had it stuffed."
- "Let me help you with that."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
Play clip (excerpt):
"He's on life-support. Doctors say he's got a 50/50 chance of living, though there's only a 10 percent chance of that."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "All airlines have crashed at one time or another. That doesn't mean that they are not safe."
- "Quantas."
- "Quantas?"
- "Quantas never crashed."
Rain Man (1988)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "He
did a great job on that suit. You don't realize how good you look.
Do you like it?"
- "It's not K-Mart."
- "How could you not like that suit? You look fantastic,
Ray? How can you not like that suit?"
- "It's not a K-Mart suit."
- "Let
me let you in
on a little secret, Ray. K-Mart sucks. OK?"
- "Yeah."
AND
-
"Tell 'em, Ray."
- "K-Mart sucks."
Rain Man (1988)
Play clips (excerpt): 1 2
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."
They Live (1988)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "You've
got me all wrong. You don't know how hard it is being a woman, looking
the way I do."
- "Yeah, well. You don't know how hard it is being a man,
looking at a woman looking the way you do."
- "I'm
not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Play clip (excerpt): (short) (extended)
"P-p-p-please!"
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Hide me, Eddie, p-p-p-puh-leeeease."
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"So tell me, Eddie, is that a rabbit in your pocket, or
are you just happy to see me?"
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"I have a head for business and a bod for sin. Is there anything
wrong with that?"
Working Girl (1988)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Wait'll they get a load of me."
Batman (1989)
Play clip (excerpt):
"I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman."
Batman (1989)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Where does he get those wonderful toys?"
Batman (1989)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Tell
me somethin', my friend. You ever danced with the devil in the pale
moonlight?"
Batman (1989)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Fourscore
and.. seven minutes ago. We, your forefathers, were brought forth upon
a most excellent adventure conceived by our new friends, Bill and
Ted. These two great gentlemen are dedicated to a proposition which was
true in my time, just as it's true today. Be excellent to each other.
And PARTY ON, DUDES!"
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Play clips (excerpt): (short) (extended)
-
"Can
I show you something?"
- "Ah, I was just, uh, smelling... smiling. I was just blouse...
browsing."
- "For your wife or your girlfriend?"
- "What? What happened? Woof, I guess
it wouldn't be any... it wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if
the stores were any less hooter than they... Hotter than they are.
It is warm in here."
- "When you have your coat on."
- "Do I? How did that
happen?"
- "Because it's cold out."
- "Yes. Yes. It is. It's a bit nipply out.
I mean, nippy out. Ha, ha, ha. What am I saying? Nipple? Ah, there is a
nip in the air, though."
Christmas Vacation (1989)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"I
want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody
Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right
here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I
want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what
a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking,
dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing,
brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged,
spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s--t he is! Hallelujah!
Holy S--t! Where's the Tylenol?"
Christmas Vacation (1989)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Where
do you think you're goin'? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out
on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no! We're all in
this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency
here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest
Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f--kin' Kaye. And
when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight,
he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."
Christmas Vacation (1989)
Play clip (excerpt): 
-
"How can I compete with the guy because he’s rich
and he's famous. He's successful."
- "Oh, come on. He’s no competition
for you."
-
"God bless you for saying that sweetheart, really. You know,
but you’ll
find, as you go through life, that, that great depth and, and smoldering
sensuality does not always win, I’m sorry to say."
Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"The
last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."
Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"...But If you listen real close, you can hear them whisper their legacy to you. Go on, lean in. Listen, you hear it? Carpe -- hear it? -- Carpe, Carpe diem. Seize
the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary."
Dead Poets Society (1989)
Play clips (excerpt): (short) (extended)
-
"Not only did ya knock me down, you stepped on my
brand-new white Air Jordans I just bought, and that's all
you can say is 'excuse me'?"
- "What, are you serious?"
- "Yeah, I'm serious, I'll f--k you up quick two times."
-
"Two times."
- "Who told you to step on my sneakers,
who told you to walk on my side of the block, who told you to
be in my neighborhood?"
- "I own this brownstone."
- "Who told you to buy a brownstone on
my block, in my neighborhood, on my side of the street? Yo, what
you wanna live in a Black neighborhood for, anyway? Man, motherf--k
gentrification."
Do The Right Thing (1989)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Thank
god for the lips...Thank god for the neck...Thank god for kneecaps...Thank
god for elbows...Thank god for thighs...Thank god for the right nipple.
Thank god for the left nipple. Ah, she likes, she likes, she likes."
Do The Right Thing (1989)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "Hoke?"
- "Yes."
- "You're
my best friend."
- "No, go on now Miss Daisy. You..."
- "No, really. You are. You are."
- "Yes."
Driving Miss Daisy (1989)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"If
you build it, he will come."
Field of Dreams (1989)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "Can I ask you something? Is
this heaven?"
- "It's Iowa."
- "Iowa?"
- "Yeah."
- "I could have sworn it
was heaven."
- "Is, is there a heaven?"
- "Oh yeah. It's the place dreams come true."
- "Maybe this is heaven."
Field of Dreams (1989)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "Hey,
Dad? You wanna have a catch?"
- "I'd like that."
Field of Dreams (1989)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"You
have chosen wisely."
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Juuust
a bit outside. He tried the corner and missed."
Major League (1989)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "Whaddya
think?"
- "Looks like a penis - only smaller."
Pink Cadillac (1989)
Play clip (excerpt):
-
"I want you to give me one of your guns."
-
"Now look. I've got a firm policy on gun control. If there's
a gun around, I want to be the person controlling it."
- "Well, change your policy."
Pink Cadillac (1989)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"She
gave me a pen. I
gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen."
Say Anything... (1989)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that."
Say Anything... (1989)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"
The War of the Roses (1989)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "There are two kinds of women: high maintenance and low maintenance...."
- "Which one am I?"
- "You're the worst kind. You're high maintenance, but you think
you're low maintenance."
When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "Oh...
Oh God... Ooo Oh God... Oh... Ah... Oh... Oh God... Oh yeah, right
there... Oh! Oh... Oh, Oh, Oh God, Oh, Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes...
Ah... Oh... Oh, Yes Yes Yes.... Oh... Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes...
Oh... Oh... Oh... Oh God, Oh... "
- "I'll have what she's having."
When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
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- "You realize, of course, that we could never be friends."
- "Why not?"
- "What I'm saying is, and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form, is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way."
- "That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved."
- "No, you don't."
- "Yes, I do."
- "No, you don't."
- "Yes, I do."
- "You only think you do."
- "You say I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?"
- "No, what I'm saying is they all want to have sex with you."
- "They do not."
- "Do too."
- "They do not."
- "Do too."
- "How do you know?"
- "Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her."
- "So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?"
- "No. You pretty much want to nail 'em too."
- "What if they don't want to have sex with you?"
- "Doesn't matter, because the sex thing is already out there so the friendship is ultimately doomed and that is the end of the story."
- "Well, I guess we're not going to be friends then."
- "I guess not."
- "That's too bad. You were the only person that I knew in New York."
When Harry Met Sally.... (1989)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "I love that you get cold when it's seventy-one degrees out. I love
that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that
you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're lookin' at me like
I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell
your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I
want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm
lonely. And it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight
because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with
somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."
- "You see, that is just like you, Harry. You say things like that, and you make it impossible for me to hate you. And I hate you, Harry. I really hate you."
When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
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