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Ed Wood (1994)
In Tim Burton's biopic of the reportedly 'worst director'
of all time during the late 1950s:
- the perceptive look at schlock film-making through
the eyes of optimistic, determined, passionate and ever-enthusiastic
film director Edward D. Wood, Jr. (Johnny Depp), in the making
of three Z-grade films: Glen or Glenda?, Bride of
the Monster, and Plan 9 From Outer Space ("This
is the one I'll be remembered for")
- the scene of Ed Wood meeting with Screen Classics'
sexploitation film producer Georgie Weiss (Mike Starr), and telling
him about his 'special qualifications' to direct a revised "sex-change
flick" possibly to be called "I Changed My Sex": "I'm
your man. I work fast and I'm a deal. I write and direct. And I'm
good...Mr. Weiss. I have never told anyone. what I`m about to tell
you but I really want this job. I like to dress in women's clothing...
I love women. Wearing their clothes makes me feel closer to them");
he revealed his own secret cross-dressing transvestism and his fetish
for angora sweaters and lacy undergarments
- the portrayal of morphine-addicted ("with a
demoral chaser"), outcast Universal horror star Bela Lugosi
(Oscar-winning Martin Landau) - including his famous recitation from Bride
of the Monster: ("Home? I have no home. Hunted. Despised.
Living like an animal. The jungle is my home. But I shall show the
world that I can be its master! I shall perfect my own race of people,
a race of atomic supermen that will conquer the world!")
- the scene of Wood's revelation to his first girlfriend
Dolores Fuller (Sarah Jessica Parker), after handing her his script
for Glen or Glenda? with himself in the title role, that he
was a transvestite - she had a violent reaction to his exploitative
use of their characters for his script: ("So that's where my
sweater's been. How long have you been doing this?...Jesus Christ,
and you never told me?...What?! By putting me in a f--kin' script
for everyone can see? What kind of sick mind operates like that?...And
what about this so-called Barbara character that's obviously me?
This is our life! It's so embarrassing!... How can you act so casual
when you're dressed like that?")
- the autograph scene when Lugosi was asked for a signature
by actor-fan Conrad "Connie" Brooks (Brent Hinkley), and
was called Karloff's "sidekick" - Lugosi ranted back at
his rival: ("Karloff? Sidekick? F--K YOU! Karloff does not deserve
to smell my s--t! That limey cocksucker can rot in Hell for all I
care!")
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"Home? I have no home..."
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Bela Lugosi
(Martin Landau)
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Signature Scene: Lugosi's Rant About Karloff
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- the night scene when Bela Lugosi thrashed around
in two feet of water in a pretend fight with an unmotorized, inanimate
rubber giant octopus to please his director
- the entire assortment of misfit freaks in Wood's
traveling group of eccentric actors including horror-film TV hostess
Vampira (Lisa Marie), charlatan psychic Criswell (Jeffrey Jones),
massive Swedish wrestler-turned-actor Tor Johnson (George "The
Animal" Steele), and aspiring transsexual John "Bunny" Breckinridge
(Bill Murray)
- Lugosi's exclamation about Vampira appearing on TV:
("I think she's a honey. Look at those jugs!")
- the tender scene in which Wood confessed his love
of wearing women's clothing to new girlfriend and future wife Kathy
O'Hara (Patricia Arquette) while stuck inside a stalled carnival
Spook House ride: ("I like to wear women's clothes. Panties,
brassieres, sweaters, pumps. It's just something I do. And I can't
believe I'm telling you this, but I really like you, and I don't
want it getting in the way down the road")
- the pool baptism scene in which all of them were
immersed to secure film funding from a Beverly Hills Baptist church
- the scene of Wood's short 'fictional' conversation
at Musso & Frank Grill with his auteur-hero and idol Orson Welles
(played by Vincent D'Onofrio, with Welles' trademark voice dubbed
by Maurice LaMarche) about how a director must stick to his vision
("Ed... Visions are worth fighting for. Why spend your life
making someone else's dreams?", and his subsequent words to
his backers: "We are gonna finish this picture just the way
I want it because you cannot compromise an artist's vision")
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Ed Wood (Johnny Depp) with Screen Classics Producer Georgie
Weiss
Wood's Cross-Dressing Revelation to Dolores
Ed Wood Directing in Women's Clothes
Giant Octopus
Ed's Confession to Kathy O'Hara: "I like to
wear women's clothes"
Pool Baptism Scene
Fictional Scene at Musso & Frank Grill with
Orson Welles
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