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Coming to America (1988)
In director John Landis' romantic comedy, it told about
an African prince who refused an arranged marriage, and traveled
to America to find a wife; the film became notorious when humorist
and Washington Post columnist Art Buchwald sued Paramount
Pictures for $5 million, alleging plagiarism of his story idea
titled King for a Day; after a seven year battle, Buchwald
won his lawsuit:
- in the film's opening, on his 21st birthday, wealthy,
pampered, sweet-natured African Prince Akeem Joffer (Eddie Murphy)
lived in a luxurious royal palace in Zamunda, Africa; he was unexcited
about meeting his wife-to-be and preferred to select his own wife
rather than accepting a bride he had never seen: "But how
can a man get excited about a woman he's never seen?"
- Akeem was attended in a large pool by a Nubian bather
(Felicia Taylor), while a second bather (Victoria Dillard) declared
after emerging from under the water: "The royal penis is clean,
your Highness"
Prince Akeem (Eddie Murphy) with Nubian Bather
(Felicia Taylor)
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2nd Bather (Victoria Dillard): "The royal penis
is clean..."
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- afterwards at breakfast sitting at a long table,
Akeem argued with his traditionalist father King Jaffe Joffer (James
Earl Jones), married to Queen Aoleon (Madge Sinclair): "Just
for once, I would like to cook for myself and take care of myself,
dress myself, wipe my own backside. Why can't I find my own wife?";
Akeem also complained about African traditions, and stated that
he preferred a free-thinking individual who would be his intellectual
equal in a loving relationship: ("when I marry, I want the
woman to love me for who I am, not because of what I am...I want
a woman that's going to arouse my intellect as well as my loins!")
- during a workout together, Akeem's best friend and
retainer Semmi (Arsenio Hall) disagreed with Akeem's non-traditional
perspective about having an opinionated wife: "Hippopotamus
s--t! You're the heir to the throne of Zamunda. Your wife need
only have a pretty face, a firm backside, and big breasts like
casaba melons"
- an arranged marriage had been set up with Colonel
Izzi's (Calvin Lockhart) beautiful daughter Imani (Vanessa Bell)
who had been raised to be subservient and obedient as his Queen-to-be;
Akeem became concerned about her answers when he met her for the
first time in private and she admitted: ("Ever since I was
born, I've been trained to serve you"); Akeem was aggravated
by her persistence in deferring to him, and he reprimanded her: "This
is impossible. Listen, from this moment on, I command you not to
obey me!"
- during a stroll in the garden, his father allowed
his princely son a period of 40 days to travel to America, to "experience
the outside world," and to sow his royal oats: ("You're
right! Get out, see the world, enjoy yourself, fulfill every erotic
desire"); Akeem was allowed a 40-day trip after which he was
expected to return to marry Imani; Akeem would be accompanied on
the regal trip with his best friend Semmi, who was excited about
the upcoming trip: "40 days of fornication" and of course,
they would travel to Queens: ("Where in New York can one find
a woman with grace, elegance, taste and culture? A woman suitable
for a king. Queens"), believing it would be filled with potential
brides
- flying on a British Airways Concorde, they arrived
in NYC where they immediately took a taxi to the borough of Queens
("Take us to the most common part" they ordered the incredulous
driver (Jake Steinfeld))
- in the nearby MY-T-SHARP barber shop in Queens,
four characters (two played by Eddie Murphy (including an elderly
white Jewish man named Saul) and one played by Arsenio Hall) argued,
in an on-going discussion, about the best boxer in history; when
Morris mentioned Cassius Clay, they disagreed about whether or
not he should have changed his name from Muhammed Ali
Multiple Barbershop Characters
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Clarence (Eddie Murphy)
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Saul (Eddie Murphy)
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Morris (Arsenio Hall)
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Sweets (Clint Smith)
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- when Akeem and Semmi entered a cheap tenement building
to rent an apartment from a landlord (Frankie Faison) in the borough
of Queens (in a slummy area known as Jamaica Estates), their luggage
deposited on the street was stolen; they were shown a rat-infested,
second floor apartment (the scene of a recent murder of the previous
tenant, a blind man with his dog) had a shared bathroom and the
elevator was out of order
- outside their room on a New York fire-escape, Prince
Akeem called out to his ghetto neighbors: "Good morning, my
neighbors!"; an unidentified voice responded: "Hey, f--k
you!"; Akeem happily returned the compliment: "Yes, yes!
F--k you too!"; shortly later, they were approached by a street
hustler (Ruben Santiago-Hudson) trying to sell them their own stolen,
gold-plated toothbrushes
- the two attempted to wear normal street clothes
as New Yorkers to disguise their identity; they emerged from a
store looking like typical tourists with I LUV New York buttons
and other paraphernalia; they returned to their apartment and visited
the next door barbershop, where the argument continued; when Saul
asked about Rocky Marciano, Clarence was aggravated: ("There
they go, every time I start talkin 'bout boxin', a white man got
to pull Rocky Marciano out of their ass. That's their one, that's
their one. Rocky Marciano. Rocky Marciano. Let me tell you something
once and for all. Rocky Marciano was good, but compared to Joe
Louis, Rocky Marciano ain't s--t"); Saul retorted: "He
beat Joe Louis' ass"
- when Akeem sat down in Clarence's barber chair and
showed off his ponytail, he claimed: "It's my natural hair.
I'm been growing it since birth"; Clarence asked: "What
kind of chemicals you got in there?" Akeem answered: "I
don't put no chemicals, only juices and berries"; the barber
disagreed: "That ain't nothin' but Ultra-Perm. Tell me how
you want me to cut this?" Akeem specified: "Just make
it nice and neat"; after one quick snip of the ponytail, the
eight-dollar haircut consisted on only one scissors cut
- they attended a local night-club/bar to meet suitable
female candidates for Akeem's Queen; Akeem and Semmi interviewed
NYC candidates for Akeem's bride-to-be:
- the first woman claimed she was a Devil Woman (Patricia Matthews):
"I've got a secret. I worship the devil"
- one large black woman, credited as Big Stank Woman (Mary Bond Davis),
complained: "I can't find a man that can satisfy me. Now, some
guys go an hour, hour and a half. That's it. A man's got to put in
overtime for me to get off"
- another pretty one, credited as Stuck-Up Girl (Kara Young) claimed: "I'm
not interested in a man unless he drives a BMW"
- a third Tough Girl (Carla Earle) said: "I'm almost single.
My husband's on death-row"
- two ex-Siamese twin sisters (Karen and Sharon Owens) asserted,
in unison: "This is the first date Teresa and I have been on
since the doctor separated us"
- a Kinky black woman (Lisa Gumora) with big breasts boasted: "I'm
into the group thing"
- a masochistic Strange female (June Boykins) who burned her hand
with a lighter said: "I was Joan of Arc in my former life"
- two identical twin black rappers Fresh Peaches (Janette Colon)
and Sugar Cube (Vanessa Colon) sang together: "My name is Peaches,
and I'm the best. All the DJs want to feel my breasts"
- a long-winded starlet, credited as Boring Girl (Monique Mannen)
asserted: "I want to work in video, but really I want to be
my own star in the videos, because I wanna become a pop singer, and
a rock singer, and write my own songs, produce my own songs. And
then I'm gonna try an actress, because people tell me how talented
I am, I'm a natural and stuff like that. So, then I'm gonna write
my own stories and direct my own stories, you know, produce the movies
I'm doing..."
- and finally, the last candidate (Arsenio Hall in drag, credited
as an Extremely Ugly Girl) with a husky male voice apologized: "I
hope you don't mind me coming over and sitting down. But I'm been
watching you all evening. And I want to tear you apart, and your
friend, too"; Semmi did a spit-take at the thought!; no one
was found to be suitable
- back outside the barbershop, Akeem asked Clarence
where he could find women after visiting "every bar in Queens";
Clarence told them they were looking in the wrong places: "You
gotta go to a nice place, a quiet place like a library, there's
good women there and 'uhm, church, they're good girls"
- they were led to a local Miss Black Awareness beauty
pageant and rally led by perverted evangelist Reverend Brown (Arsenio
Hall) during Black Awareness Week; Akeem yelled out: ("I am
very happy to be here!"); Rev. Brown introduced local lounge
soul singer Randy Jackson (Eddie Murphy in disguise) with his band
Sexual Chocolate, who sang "The Greatest Love of All" to
an unappreciative audience
- the event was sponsored by a fast-food restaurant
known as McDowell's, managed by the local restaurateur Cleo McDowell
(John Amos) who provided the food and beverages; it was love at
first sight when the infatuated Akeem saw Cleo's pretty daughter
Lisa McDowell (Shari Headley) introduced on-stage; after she asked
for donations to build Lincoln Park for the local children, Akeem
stuffed the donation basket with a large wad of cash
- the next day, the two visited the fast-food restaurant
on Queens Blvd., where they portrayed themselves as college exchange-students
to obtain a local "Joe job" as minimum-wage workers at
McDowell's
- McDowell explained the difference between his restaurant
and McDonalds: "Look, me and the McDonald's people, we've
got this little misunderstanding, hmm? See, they're McDonald's.
I'm McDowell's. Huh? They've got the Golden Arches, mine is the
Golden Arcs. They say they got the Big Mac. I got the Big Mick.
We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese,
pickles and onions, but they use a sesame seed bun. My buns have
no seeds"
- while collecting garbage and mopping, Akeem interrupted
Lisa in the restaurant office and formally told her: "Do you
have any that requires disposal?...When it fills up, don't be afraid
to call me. I will come to take it out most urgently....When you
think of garbage, think of Akeem!"
- complications arose when Lisa's jealous rich boyfriend,
Darryl Jenks (Eriq La Salle), heir to the inventor of Soul Glo
Jheri curl cream, took false credit for Akeem's large anonymous
donation at the Black Awareness pageant
- in love with Lisa, Akeem tried to impress her with
an anonymous gift of ruby earrings worth $500,000 dollars - the
box's note stated: "FROM AN ADMIRER NOT DARRYL"; Lisa's
younger sister Patrice McDowell (Allison Dean) was suspicous about
Lisa: "I don't care how much a man admires you, he's not going
to give you earrings like that unless you givin' him a little booty";
Akeem was invited to St. John's basketball game with Patrice, while
Lisa double-dated with an obnoxious Darryl; Akeem found his clothed
lap being fondled under his jacket by the flirtatious Patrice;
while standing in line at the restroom, Akeem was recognized by
two Zamundans, whose bowing down, idol-worshipping, picture-taking
and supplications confused Lisa
- one night in the restaurant, Akeem also impressed
Lisa by quoting Nietzche: "'He who would learn to fly one
day must first learn to stand and walk.' One cannot fly into flying.
That is not mine. That is Nietzsche's"; Akeem politely warned
a Hold-Up Man (Samuel L. Jackson): ("I've warned you. I'll
be forced to thrash you") before disarming his shotgun and
knife and preventing him from robbing the restaurant
- as a reward, Cleo invited Akeem and Semmi to work
at a Sunday night "get-together" hosted at his house
- parking cars and serving champagne; during the evening, Cleo
made the surprise announcement of Lisa's engagement to Darryl -
even though the groom hadn't even asked her yet: ("I'm just
not going to be pressured into marriage, not by Darryl or my father
or anybody"); Akeem sympathized with Lisa's predicament of
being pressured into marriage, but still did not divulge his royal
roots; she admitted she liked talking to him: "I feel like
I could tell you anything"
- Akeem impressed Lisa by asking her to dinner at
his "humble abode" (to cook for her), but was forced
to instantly change plans when he discovered Semmi had modernized
their apartment (with a hot tub, new furniture, etc.); as they
walked to dinner at a restaurant and strolled along the river,
Akeem put a package filled with a huge wad of cash next to two
panhandlers: Randolph (Ralph Bellamy) and Mortimer Duke (Don Ameche);
Randolph exclaimed: "We're back!"; during dinner, Lisa
complimented Akeem:
"You have a kind of inner glow, like, you're above anything
petty. It's almost regal"; the couple danced and kissed, and
began to fall in love - to the tune of Jackie Wilson singing "To
Be Loved"
- Semmi realized that they were in financial "dire
straits," and without Akeem's knowledge, he prepared a telegram
requesting $300,000 dollars from Akeem's parents to replenish their
funds; in a hilarious short scene, a Telegraph Lady (Elaine Kagan)
kept encouraging Semmi to raise the amount of money he was requesting:
("As long as you're asking, why don't we go for a cool million?");
meanwhile, Patrice discovered their charade when she saw their
renovated apartment and asked Semmi: "What are you two involved
in? You can't afford all this stuff on your salaries"; he
lied to her and told her that he was an African prince, and Akeem
was his servant
- Akeem's charade about his royal tutelage began to
unravel when his royal parents arrived unannounced with an entourage
in New York; they first searched for him in the tenement building
(by this time, Akeem and Semmi had switched apartments with the
landlord), and then at his place of work at McDowell's, where Cleo
was astounded to learn that his lowly employee was the "sole
heir" to the throne of Zamunda: ("I always knew there
was something special about that boy"); King Jaffe became
enraged when he learned that Akeem had been working there, and
was out on a date with Lisa
- after Akeem learned that they were in town by a
trail of rose petals at his apartment building, he continued to
dodge his royal status and duties, and tried to prevent Lisa from
knowing about his background; however, her ecstatic father revealed
to her that Akeem was a Prince with "his own money":
("He's a prince! Oh Lisa, you did it this time! You hit the
jackpot! Your little goat herder makes Darryl look like a welfare
case")
- Akeem's father King Jaffe arrived at the McDowell
residence and revealed to Lisa that Akeem had been promised in
an arranged marriage to a Zamundan princess: ("So you see,
he could not be at all serious about you. Akeem came to America
to, uhm, sow his royal oats"); Lisa was distressed by the
news and rushed from the house
- Jaffe attempted to buy off Lisa's father by writing
him a check for $2 million dollars for his "inconvenience," but
Cleo felt insulted by having his family treated as lower-class: "You
haven't got enough money to buy my daughter off.. I don't give
a damn who you are! This is America, Jack. Now, you say one more
word about Lisa here and I'ma break my foot off in your royal ass!";
Semmi's deception that he was the Prince was also divulged - upsetting
Patrice who learned that Lisa was in love with Akeem: "How
come she always gets the good ones?"; however, she quickly
pivoted and became attentive to Lisa's "dumped" boyfriend
Darryl
- Akeem was encouraged by his mother to pursue after
Lisa when she realized that her son was truly in love; after a
chase into the subway system, Akeem told Lisa of his love for her,
and how he would give up his throne and his royal birthright in
order to marry her, but she refused his offer because he had been
untruthful and deceptive about his identity as a Prince from the
very start: ("I can't let you do that"), and she exited
the subway
- the film concluded with Akeem's forced return to
Africa without Lisa - broken-hearted and dejected; Semmi tried
to raise his spirits as they sat in a car motorcade about to leave
the Waldorf-Astoria: ("Look at it this way, at least we learned
how to make French Fries")
- in the final scene, at his planned marriage ceremony
during the service, Lisa was revealed as the bride when she lifted
her veil; afterwards, they rode off in a royal carriage, as Lisa
asked: ("Would you really have given up all of this just for
me?"); Akeem replied: "Of course. If you like, we can
give it all up now," but she refused to give up his luxurious
lifestyle: "NAH!"
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Akeem's Parents King Jaffe and Queen Aoleon
Akeem's Best Friend Semmi (Arsenio Hall)
Akeem's Bride-to-Be Imani (Vanessa Bell)
Prince Akeem on NYC Tenement Fire-Escape: "Good morning,
my neighbors!"
Akeem With Ordinary Street Clothes in Barbershop
At a NYC Nightclub Interviewing Candidates:
Big Stank Woman (Mary Bond Davis)
Kinky Girl (Lisa Gumora)
Boring Girl (Monique Mannen)
Extremely Ugly Girl (Arsenio Hall in Drag)
Black Awareness Week and Reverend Brown (Arsenio Hall)
Randy Watson (Eddie Murphy) with Sexual Chocolate Singing "The Greatest
Love of All"
Fast Food Manager Cleo McDowell (John Amos) with Youngest Daughter Patrice (Allison
Dean)
Cleo's Older Daughter Shari
Cleo McDowell Hiring Akeem and Semmi as Cleaning-Workers at McDowell's
Lisa's Boyfriend Darryl Jenks (Eriq La Salle)
Akeem at BB game with Patrice, and Lisa with Darryl
Hold-Up Man (Samuel L. Jackson) in Fast-Food Restaurant
Lisa - Resistant to Being Pressured to Marry Darryl by Her Father
Lisa and Akeem Beginning to Fall in Love
Telegraph Lady to Semmi: "Why don't we go for a cool million?"
Akeem to Lisa on the Subway - He Vowed to Give Up His Throne
The Wedding Ceremony
After the Ceremony: "Would you really have given up all of this just for
me?"
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