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The Bad News
Bears (1976)
In Michael Ritchie's realistic, underdog baseball sports
comedy-movie, an un-PC mid-1970s classic about the failing Little League
team of the Bears (with some of the least skilled players) from
LA's San Fernando Valley, coached by washed-up, drunken, hang-dog,
ex-minor league pitcher and professional pool cleaner:
- during the team's first practice, coach Morris Buttermaker
(Walter Matthau) complained to his obnoxious, overweight and chubby
catcher Mike Engelberg (Gary Lee Cavagnaro): "There's
chocolate all over this ball"; Engelberg replied: "People
are always buggin' me about it. My shrink says that's why I'm so
fat. So you're not doing me any good, so just quit it!"
- Buttermaker became further
exasperated at his talentless team during practice when no one
moved to pick up a B-U-N-T, and then catcher Engelberg made a wild
throw to first base and broke his parked convertible's front windshield;
simmering with anger, Buttermaker delivered a run-down of the basic
rules of baseball by his car: "All
right, boys. Let's get back to basics. This is a baseball. The
object of the game is to keep the baseball within the confines
of the playing field"
- the rag-tag misfit team that Buttermaker eventually
assembled was a group of very juvenile "bad
news" ball players, with anti-authoritarian attitudes, obnoxious behavior,
and obscene language, including: profanity-spewing,
racist-talking, short-tempered shortstop Tanner Boyle (Chris Barnes),
nerdy, bookwormish, stats-obsessed backup player Alfred Ogilvie (Alfred
W. Lutter), booger-eating, bullied and withdrawn outcast right-fielder
Timmy Lupus (Quinn Smith), black Muslim, Hank Aaron-idolizing outfielder
Ahmad (Erin Blunt), Harley-Davidson-riding, cigarette-smoking trouble-maker
and outfielder Kelly Leak (Jackie Earle Haley)
- Tanner demeaningly
insulted his entire team: "All
we got on this team is a bunch of Jews, spics, niggers, pansies,
and a booger-eatin' moron" - followed by teammate Alfred's
clever warning: "Tanner, I think you should be reminded from time to time that
you're one of the few people on this team who's not a Jew, spic, nigger,
pansy, or booger-eating moron. So you better cool it, or we may be
disposed to beat the crap outta you"
Tanner's Racist Insult of the Entire Team
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Alfred's Taunting Warning to Tanner
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- on opening day, the Bears team were miserably defeated
by the Yankees, coached by aggressive Roy Turner (Vic Morrow) who
encouraged Buttermaker to withdraw or drop out of the league:
("Your team has no right bein' on that field"); the Bears forfeited
the game and declared defeat after the Yankees scored 26 runs without
a single out; afterwards, feeling disgraced, demoralized and shamed
by the loss due to his errors, team-member Ahmad stripped off his
uniform and climbed a nearby tree, where Buttermaker convincingly
urged him to return to the team
Opening Day - The Team's Disgraceful First Game
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Bears Team Photo
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Yankees Coach Roy Turner (Vic Morrow)
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Ahmad Expressing Humiliaton About Loss
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- Buttermaker engaged in his first talk with 11
year-old, tough-talking Amanda Whurlizer
(Tatum O'Neal) (the daughter of one of Buttermaker's ex-girlfriends);
he used to coach her fast-ball pitching a few years earlier; Amanda
was initially opposed to speaking to coach Buttermaker about being
on his team: "I'm through
with pitching. My mom says you almost ruined me with that, that sports
stuff...That fast ball you taught me put my arm in a sling"
- Amanda blamed him for his irresponsible
behavior and frequent drunkenness, his role as a 'father figure,'
and ultimately his failed relationship with her mother: "You
handled it like s--t...Look, Buttermaker, you're not my father
and I ain't interested in playing baseball for you any more. So
why don't you get back into that sardine can of yours and go, go
vacuum the bottom of the Pacific Ocean? I've got business to take
care of. You're blocking my customers with your car" - she
resumed selling maps to movie-stars' homes
- during a second visit with Amanda, Buttermarker
doggedly recruited the reluctant Amanda who insisted she was through being a tomboy,
and was an aspiring model who was starting ballet lessons; she
was convincing: "I'm almost 12, and I'll, I'll be getting a bra soon. Well, maybe in a
year or so. I can't be playing no dumb baseball"
- remaining dogged, he
downplayed his interest in her: "You're right. You're absolutely right.
You're turning into a regular little lady. It was a dumb idea anyway.
I mean, you wouldn't have helped the team much. I mean, you were
great when you were 9, but girls reach their peak athletically about
that age. Probably haven't picked up a ball in two years anyway";
Amanda spoke up and bragged about how she was actually practicing
her pitching in secret: "Got my curve breaking 2 1/2 feet"; they
agreed on a bet of $20 dollars for her to prove it"; he knew he had
her hooked when she started throwing pitches at him
Buttermaker's 2nd Effort to Recruit Amanda to Play
Ball
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- while riding in his car, she still acted resistant
and bargained for favors and incentives, such as paid ballet and
modeling lessons, and imported French jeans; Buttermaker complained: "Who
do you think you are, Catfish Hunter?", but she didn't know
who he was ("Who's he?"); he was able to convince her to join the
team - the team's only girl, a curve-ball pitcher
- when she was brought to the team and introduced, Tanner
demeaned Amanda: "Jews, spics, niggers, and now a girl?" - she shot
back: "Grab a bat, punk!"
- Buttermaker
enforced the league rule that everyone on the team had to wear
a cup and an athletic supporter: "Gotta be worn at all times....
Either you wear 'em or you don't
play"; Amanda asserted: "You
ain't strapping one of these things on me," followed by the entire
team's refusal: "If she don't wear one, I don't wear one" -
they all tossed their boxes of supporters back at the coach
- during the climactic, exciting championship game against
the Bears' arch-rivals, the Yankees, Amanda was kicked
in the chest during a spiked slide and play at home plate when she
backed up the catcher, leading to a major fight between her team
to defend her against their rivals; she told Buttermaker: ("I
know I don't have too much up there, but what I got sure don't feel
too good")
- also, the demanding and competitive coach Roy
Turner reprimanded his pitcher son Joey Turner (Brandon Cruz) for
almost beaning Bears' catcher Engelberg at bat with a wild pitch;
after coach Turner slapped his son to the ground at the mound, on
the next pitch, Joey allowed a ground ball to the pitcher's mound
to become an inside-the-park homerun by holding onto the ball, to
retaliate against and defy his father; as he left the park, he dropped
the ball at his father's feet
Coach Turner's Vicious Treatment of Pitcher Son Joey
- With Retaliation
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Joey Slapped to Ground
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Holding Onto Ground Ball Without Fielding It
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Joey Leaving the Game After Defying His Father
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- by game's end, it was lost narrowly by the Bears (by
only one run, 7-6) who were awarded a smaller second-place trophy;
one of the Yankee players spoke up: "You guys played a good
game. And we treated you pretty unfair all season. We want to apologize.
We still don't think you're all that good a baseball team. You got
guts, alla ya"
- the defeated team refused to acknowledge the win;
Lupus tossed their small trophy at the condescending winners as Tanner
yelled out: "Hey Yankees. You can take your apology and your
trophy and shove it straight up your ass!"; the shy Lupus challenged
them: "And another thing, just wait 'til next year," and
then the Bears players celebrated and doused themselves with beer
(as if they had won the game) - as the film concluded
Tanner: "You can take your apology and your trophy
and shove it straight up your ass!"
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Timmy Lupus: "And another thing, just wait 'til next year"
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Buttermaker: "There's chocolate all over this ball"
Catcher Engelbert's Response: "Quit bugging me about my food!"
Buttermaker's Speech: "Let's get back to basics"
All of the Players in Buttermaker's Car
Amanda's Feelings of Blame Toward 'Father Figure' Buttermaker
Amanda Riding in Car with Buttermaker
Enforcement of Rules - Passing out Jock Straps
and Cups
Amanda: "You ain't strapping one of these things on me"
Amanda Spiked in the Chest
Championship Game
Championship Game's 1st Place Trophy
A Small Second Place Trophy Was Awarded to the Bears
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